Nothing like a fine wine...
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.
Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.